Wrappin Like Tut

I can rap about Egypt as well as they wrap their mummies.

First off, see that moon up there?

Well that’s how all those pyramids got here.

It’d be smart to stay out of the Nile.

You’ll get eaten by crocodiles.

All the tombs, pharaohs, Gods, and cats

Well that’s just how the Egyptians work.

Its cool because nothing out there is like them.

So Egypt is the place to be,

 I mean just look at beautiful scenery

Can’t forget all the pyramids

Built very very very long ago

With help from craftsmen, farmers, and many mo’.

Now we may go by the alphabet

But Egyptians created hieroglyphics,

How cool is that, your own little alphabet?

Here in America, we love cats

But Egypt treated them like Gods

They’re very sacred to them, just check out whats hidden in the tombs

Now we use our spoons for ceral,

But Egyptians use them for mummifyin’

Pullin out brains through the nose

It might seem painful, ya know?

They were already dead so they didn’t know!

Located in the desert with very little water

All they got is the Nile!

Now Imma wrap this thing up

Time for me to hop up on my camels hump & go.

See ya real soon, but I hope you learned

How da Egyptians roll!